Funny dating stories blog
He came back in the picture and is throwing my li'l heart for a loop. Oh, and remember the one I wrote an open letter to (who I've been calling Fuck You Guy)?What I didn't know was that the coat was attached to the rack with a security cord. Anyway, I was telling them a story and said, ' So, then Adam, uh, Evan! ' Whoops.""My boyfriend took me waterskiing early in our relationship," says one woman.He turned around just in time to see me get yanked back and fall flat on my ass! "I'd never done it before, but we live by a lake and he has a boat, so he really wanted to take me out and teach me.Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams. If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that’s “Silent But Deadly” for you prudes). I was trying to lose a few pounds so I was staying away from carbs. The pain was so bad it felt like I was being stabbed with a bunch of tiny forks.
He looked normal enough, and I agreed to go on a date with him.After a bad breakup, I let my mom set me up with the son of one of her friends.I knew nothing about him other than his name and the fact that he was 16 years my senior. It ended up being the shortest dinner date in history — a total of 22 minutes, mostly consisting of him making outdated pop culture references in an attempt to relate to me. So for the sake of commiserating—and your reading and giggling pleasure, of course—I've gathered a few hilarious dating stories gone wrong. And share your own below."I wanted to give my boyfriend a sneak peek of this new lingerie I'd bought, so I snapped a pretty racy picture with it on—and sent the photo to my mom," says one woman."I didn't realize what I'd done until she texted back, ' I have to admit, that's more of you than I've needed to see since you were a toddler.' To say I wanted to die was an understatement!